The Downunder Football League wishes to advise the world that it has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to drugs be they recreational or performance enhancing. In a statement to be released by the DFL shortly the use of drugs of any kind will be strictly forbidden.
The release makes special mention of other sports and their “apathetic” response to the problem with one DFL official commenting
“What is the deterrent in a 4 week, 3 month or even 2 year ban, if you want to stop the problem you have to face it head on”.
When asked what would be the response of the DFL to those caught taking drugs.
“If found guilty they’re gone no ifs ands or buts the policy is zero tolerance if you want to play in the DFL you play by the DFL rules”.